Review Of Cold Front
Synopsis:
We open with Future Guy finally getting around to punishing Silik for the
events in Broken Bow. It seems the curse of being an evil manipulator from the
future is that it’s very time consuming :^). Basically Silik loses his enhanced vision, but FG is kind
enough to dangle the carrot of getting it back if he completes his next
mission.
While Travis, Hoshi and Malcolm start their morning shift by bonding over the
crappiness of last nights movie showing, Archer is still having breakfast (the
joys of command). The steward
serving his meals, a man named Daniels, questions why Enterprise seems to have
changed course. Archer tells him
that they’re going to a stellar nursery to say hello to a couple of ships
they spotted hanging about the area.
One of the vessels turns out to be a passenger ship escorting a group of
spiritually minded men on a pilgrimage to “The Great Plume Of
Agosoria” - a proton star that delivers a neutron blast every 11 years
and which the pilgrims believe signifies the birth of the universe. Archer invites them over to Enterprise.
They accept and upon arrival are greeted by Captain Archer, Sub-Commander
T’Pol and everyone’s favourite engineer Commander Tucker. Archer introduces himself but forgets
to do the honours for his officers so Trip naturally and easily takes
over. The aliens brought gifts -
Archer takes the clock, Trip takes the alcohol (the boy’s got his
priorities right).
They head off to the mess hall for a reception, where we learn Dr Phlox is very
interested in other cultures religious observances and while he was on Earth he
checked out every religious service he could. We also learn Archer prefers to keep an open mind on the
matter. No news on Trip’s
beliefs.
Meanwhile on the bridge, Malcolm is complaining about the lack of security
being taken by giving the aliens the tour. He seems somewhat mellowed by the reassurances that they
probably won’t be given the tour of the Armoury. When he leaves the bridge for a moment
to realign something, Hoshi tempts Travis into trying out the big chair. Travis immediately wonders if he could order a few torpedoes fired,
but is busted when Malcolm comes back.
Trip is giving the “Dummies Guide To Warp Engines” tour to the
pilgrims only to find out they are Warp field theorists. He recovers well and is soon telling
stories about problems with the magnetic constrictors and how they overcame
it. Silik, disguised as a pilgrim,
breaks away from the group and disconnects a piece of conduit from the core.
The tours are called off when Travis fly's too close to a plasma storm and
everything goes crazy. It causes
an antimatter cascade - the ship is doomed - until it suddenly stops. Archer thanks Trip for his good work. Only problem is, Trip didn’t do
it (but I’m sure he would have given another few seconds).
Crisis averted, Phlox decides to go to the transport for the night with the
pilgrims to study their rituals.
Trip calls Archer to Engineering; he’s figured out what stopped
the cascade. It was the
piece of piping Silik pulled out earlier.
Trip’s engineering staff isn’t taking credit and Trip
didn’t teach them to be humble so he and Archer go talk to Captain
Fraddic to see if any of the pilgrims are claiming responsibility. Fraddic says he’ll take credit if
it gets him a reward. Archer
thanks him for his time, but Trip gives a mega-cute rolleyes gesture as he
ushers Fraddic out of the room.
Daniels waylays Archer in the corridor and starts spouting off about the TCW,
things he couldn’t possibly know, when Archer tries to tell him
he’s busy. Archer follows
him to his quarters, where Daniels explains that he’s from 900 years in
the future and that he’s been sent to the 22nd Century to capture Silik
and try and discover who FG is. He
uses some pretty nifty technology (a big holographic map of the time streams
that swirls around the room) to prove his point, but Archer isn’t assured that his intentions are
trustworthy until Daniels’ asks if he ever brought him his eggs prepared
the wrong way. That’s right
folks the secret is revealed here -
evil geniuses can always be spotted by their complete inability to not
muck up breakfast orders - don’t let it get out.
To be fair, Archer does immediately consult with Trip and T’Pol about the
matter over a glass of the pilgrim’s alcohol. T’Pol doesn’t imbibe but is rather skeptical of
Daniels’ revelations. There
discussion ends when Hoshi calls through to say the pilgrims are
returning. Archer orders them to
help Daniels.
Trip and T’Pol continue the debate in the turbolift. Trip is amazed about meeting someone
from the future; he thought it would be strictly aliens. When T’Pol reiterates her
disbelief, Trip says that being a scientist she should have an open mind. T’Pol replies,
“Keeping an open mind is different from believing something because you
want it to be true,”
This comments provides a perfect WTF look from Trip followed by a “What
the hell is that supposed to mean”.
While Archer is giving Phlox the third degree in the messhall; Daniels, Trip
and T’Pol are working together in Engineering to get the sensors up to
detecting Suliban life-forms, with help from Daniels 31st Century tech. Trip questions Daniels about his family
that he made up, showing that Trip is a person willing to socialise and swap
stories with lower deck crew.
Apparently Humans and Indiana exist in the 31st century but not in the
way we would define them - Trip gives this bit of news his patented WTF look.
Trip tries to get his hands on the future tech but is thwarted by Daniels. Then in a most adorable moment tries to
cheat in the engineering pool by trying to get info on how far Enterprise
travels in a day - Daniel’s doesn’t help. When a circuit breaks behind a bulkhead, Daniels pulls out
another gadget and walks straight through the wall - you guessed it, another
WTF look from Trip :^).
In Archers quarters, Porthos is barking up a storm. Archer mistakenly thinks it’s because he hasn’t
been fed, but it’s really because Silik is in the room as well. After a brief exchange between the two
where Silik tries to find out who’s after him (T’Pol’s call
alerts him to the news) he shoots Jon.
Porthos runs over to comfort him.
Everybody say it together now AWWWWW!!!!
Phlox is still in the messhall reciting dreary incantations as the plume gets
ready to erupt.
Back to Engineering. Daniels
suggests they call Lt. Reed, when they discover that their equipment tracks the
Silik’s life signs to engineering.
Trip sees Silik disappear into the wall and when Daniels says to
evacuate engineering, he competently gets his people out and then tries to stay
and help himself. Unfortunately
Silik gets to Daniels and vaporises him before Trip and T’Pol can do
anything. They try to call Archer
but when he doesn’t respond they do a search on his location. Finding him in his quarters Trip calls
Dr. Phlox as they race off.
In Archer’s quarters, Trip helps his friend to sit up as he slowly wakes
from being stunned (and he looks mighty relieved that he’s okay
too). Archer finally calls his
Security officer and let’s him know a Suliban is loose on board. Then orders Trip to Engineering to see
if he can figure out how to work Daniels’ sensor gear. He and T’Pol go to Daniels’
quarters to search for clues.
As Hoshi calls to let them know someone sent an encrypted message through the
comm system, Archer makes his way to engineering to see why Trip has
learned. He isn’t sure at
first but when an alarm goes off, he realises Suliban biosigns are being
detected. He also gives Archer the
“walking through walls” device to help. And he needs it too, because Silik squeezes past some
conduits to try and reach the Launch Bay.
Archer follows and they have a fight. It’s pretty even in the confined space but Silik
manages to get away. Archer
follows him and then shoots the device he stole from Daniels out of his
hands. Silik activates the Launch
doors though and jumps out into space where he’s picked up by an
approaching Suliban pod. Archer
loses the device while trying not to get blown out the doors himself. He eventually manages to get back to
the control room and close the doors.
Later in his quarters, he tells T’Pol that he’s not sure quite what
to write on his report. He decides
to sleep on the matter, but orders her to have Daniels’ quarters (Room
E-14) sealed off until further notice.
We end the episode with Reed putting a locking device on the door.
Analysis:
A great episode. We learn more
about the Temporal Cold War but it also leaves some new questions to
ponder. They balanced the action well
within the story and it kept up a good pace throughout.
The Official No Shirt, No Shoes, Great Service! ENT*EP Rating System:
1) Trip's hair mussed or loose: 0 points - doesn’t occur at all
2) Trip's hair spiked: 0 points
- as above
3) Trip's face stubbly: 0 points
- as above
4) Trip's hair mussed or spiked,
plus a stubbly face: 0
points (due to synergism)
- definitely not an issue
5) Trip eats or discusses food: 5
points - half points because he drinks the pilgrims alcohol rather than
eating.
6) Reed gets to blow something up: 0 points - he really should have been used more in this episode, but Archer doesn’t
seem to want to clue in his tactical officer until
the last minute.
7) Trip does something especially cute (little dance, forehead
snuggle, cries at movie): 5 points - I thought the way he tried to get an answer so he could win
the Engineering betting comp was quite
cute, but not especially cute, so half points.
7a) If you automatically go 'AAAAWW!':
5 points - half points
cause while I did go AAAAWW!
It was for something Porthos
did.
8) Trip gives T'Pol his 'WTF look' (or says it): 40 points - 3 WTF looks and 1 “What the hell is
that supposed to mean. Perfect.
9) Trip scarcely appears:
N/A thankfully.
10 )Trip scarcely appears, but major discussion of the
formation of the federation, prime directive, develop-
ment of tractor beams, or Trip/Archer back story does
occur. Or Porthos appears: - N/A
11) Trip has major screen time: 20
points - Lots to do for OMT in this episode.
12 ) Porthos has major screen time: 20 points - Useful Porthos even.
He has airport security dog in his ancestry
for sure.
13) Reed smiles: 20 points -
Yep. While discussing the horrendous
movie night.
14) Trip removes a major article of clothing (does not include shoes, socks,
away jacket, or hat): 0 points
15) Trip removes major article of clothing, and shares time with
any major character (but Phlox) in decon: 0 points
16) Trip removes a major article of clothing, and he takes off
his undershirt (or has none on): 0
points
16a) For shaved chest add on 5
points - N/A
16b) For hairy chest add on 10 points
- N/A
17) Trip removes a major article of clothing and his undershirt, plus he takes off his briefs: 10,000 points
- definitely N/A *sigh* - life’s just not fair sometimes.
Total - A whopping 95 points.
On the grading system that puts “Cold Front” at
Outstanding Episode.
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