by Miss
Sunbeam
Like it's
all about the Phlox-ster! Man, the
doc
takes over
this ep like the groundcover he's
named
after! Just one little tiny
glimpse of OMT
at the
beginning while the rest of the time is
filled with
boring Significant Moral Plotting!
Say it
ain't so!!!
Okay, see,
there's this race of aliens who all
look rather
like the actor Bruce Davison and
they're
zooming through space looking for a cure
to this
disease they've got. Well, they
board
the
Enterprise and Jon and them go down to visit
the
Bruce-Davison-lookalikes' hospital and start
to feel all
sorry and pitying and so on, and Jon
wants to
develop a cure for them.
Dr. Phlox
does some research, and it looks like
the secret
to the cure might lie in a nearby
humanoid
species (who are NOT the Bruce-Davisons)
who are
called the Mink. The Mink are the
overly
*rural*
inhabits of Planet-Bruce-Davison, who are
so
primitive their language isn't even
translated,
so worthless they can't support
themselves. The Bruce-Davisons have to
provide
them with,
you know, all their moonshine and
Skoal snuff
and King Pig brand lard and so forth.
To which the Mink say "Teek
teek" (apparently
their
hillbilly way of saying "thank you.")
After our
gang go back to the Enterprise to mull
over all
this plot, Jon decides to put on his
tightest
pants (which is saying something for
Bakula) and
lounge provocatively around the
lunchroom. (I just know he's waiting for Trip to
get some,
um, pecan pie.) However,
instead of
Trip, Dr.
Phlox waltzes in, and he and Jon begin
to
argy-bargy about saving the Bruce-Davisons.
Turns out
the Bruce-Davisons are all dying and,
evolutionarily
speaking, it's the Minks' turn to
thrive.
Jon's
appalled! "We must save the
Bruce-Davison-lookalike
race!"
"Au
contraire," says Phlox-y, "we cannot stand in
the way of
evolution."
"But .
. . but!" says Jon.
"Captain
Archer, if someone had stepped in and
saved the
Neanderthal instead of letting them
become
extinct, your momma would have looked like
Leonid
Breshnev!"
And the
next thing we know Jon's telling the
Bruce-Davisons
"tough shoeboxes" while Phlox
hands out
placebos and the Bruce-Davisons are
saying
"teek teek you so very much" and Phlox
says
"teek teek you buddy" and they shuttle on
outa there.
The only
Trip scene is when Doc Phlox goes to the
movies with
Ensign Cutler and they're showing
some
Ingrid-Bergman-Gary-Cooper Paramount classic
and Phlox
looks over in the dark at Trip and Trip
is sobbing
his wee hot heart out! (NO doubt
mentally
substituting Jon's face for Gary's and
his own for
Ingrid's.)
So, let's
see, I give this one 20 points for the
truly cute
Trip scene, 20 point for Jon's hot
trousers,
20 points just because it's Enterprise,
and, ah, 12
points for an amusing Hoshi/Phlox
linguistics
scene. That's 72 - yep, that's
about
right, C-
for a nearly Trip-less ep. Boo!
Ingrid
Bergman gets more screen time in this
episode
than Connor!