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EPISODES 1-5 Shockwave (Part II), Carbon Creek, Minefield, Dead Stop, A Night in Sickbay
EPISODES 6-8 Marauders, The Seventh, The Communicator
EPISODES 9-11 Singularity, Vanishing Point, Precious Cargo
EPISODES 12-14 The Catwalk, Dawn, Stigma
EPISODES 15-17 Cease Fire, Future Tense, Canamar,
EPISODES 18-20 The Crossing, Judgment, Horizon
EPISODES 21-23 The Breach, Cogenitor, Regeneration
EPISODES 24-26 First Flight, Bounty, The Expanse


The Breach

Season One Trip Quotes

Trip Swears

The Breach

Trip: The last cave I was in had handrails, and a gift shop…a snack bar.
Trip: Isn’t there a beginner’s cliff we can start off?
(Trip slips as he descends on some loose rock)
Travis: Commander, are you all right?
Trip: Just testing the rope.
Denobulan: You can’t force us to leave.
Trip: Wanna bet? We didn’t risk our lives to hear you say “thanks, but no thanks.” So pack up whatever you need because I swear I’ll tie you up and drag you out by your ankles if that’s how you want it.
Trip: If you don’t start moving in the next five seconds, I’m going to take my phase pistol and shoot you in the ass.
Denobulan (referring to the rocks): These are priceless!
Trip: One…two… (the Denobulan starts moving)
Archer: You’re cutting it pretty close, Trip. The deadline passed two hours ago.
Trip: Better late than never.
Trip (about the weapons fired on the shuttlepod): I think they’re just trying to give us a little kick in the pants.



T’Pol: Speak for yourself, I might very well be around. (when the hypergiant goes supernova)
Trip: Can’t forget Vulcan longevity, Cap’n. A hundred years from now? How old would that make you?
Trip: It’ll be nice to have a first contact where no one’s thinking about charging weapons.
In sick bay, getting an inoculation.
Trip: I’m pretty familiar with how it works with two sexes, but…
Phlox: Multi-gender techniques aren’t always the same, but in this case I imagine the cogenitor provides an enzyme which facilitates conception.
Trip: What do you mean by ‘provides?’
Phlox: Well, first the female has to…
Trip: No, no, no, no, no, no, don’t tell me, I don’t think I want to know.
Phlox: Oh, well, I have pictures.
Trip: Uh, I think I’ll pass. So how long is this gonna last, I might want to stay there for a while.
Phlox: It should protect you from omicron radiation for about12 years.
Trip: That should be enough. Thanks, Doc.
Alien Engineer: I understand how this might seem unnerving. (referring to 200 naturally occurring elements)
Trip: A lot of things around here do, but…ah…I’m trying to keep an open mind.
Trip: No name! Porthos has a name.
T’Pol: It’s not our place to judge customs of other cultures.
Trip: We’re not talking about taking your shoes off when you walk into someone’s house. This cogenitor is treated like one of Phlox’s leeches. You pull it out of its tank when you need it, then you throw it back in.
T’Pol: Tri-gender reproduction is not uncommon.
Trip: That’s not what I’m talking about. This is a question of…human rights.
T’Pol: They’re not human.
Location of his quarters!
Trip: No, my quarters are on B-Deck.
Trip: Have you ever seen a movie?
Trip: Yeah, but it’s fiction. The Earth never really stood still. (referring to the movie The Day the Earth Stood Still)
Trip: No one’s beaten me at this in the past two years. (referring to playing Go)
Trip (to T’Pol): You’re not listenin’ to a word I’m sayin’.
Trip (to Archer): I did exactly what you’d do, Cap’n. It’s not like I had much choice. I wasn’t going to just….
Trip (to Archer): You’re not responsible…
Archer: Dismissed.
Trip: Cap’n?



Trip (about Borg): Buried in the ice for a century.
Archer: Hard to believe anything could survive.
Trip: Handsome devil.
Trip (about the Borg alterations to the ships circuits): I don’t even want to guess what this thing’s for.
Trip (to Archer when told to coax a little more out of the engines): I’ll give it a shot.
Trip: They did a real number on these circuits. It could take days to get all this junk out.
Trip: Tucker to the bridge. These cybernetic circuits just lit up like a Christmas tree.



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