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-= Trip the Swearer =-
SEASON ONE
Damn :
* How can you be so damn sure what our sensors can do?
(To T'Pol in Broken Bow)
* We've been on the move for weeks and we haven't seen a
damn thing. (Fight or Flight)
* Damn, dinner and a show! (Silent Enemy: about T'Pol's 'bout with chopsticks', which he missed)
* You don' give a damn about this crew! All you care about is
your precious gold! (Acquisition: to Archer, pretending, to fool the Ferengi)
Hell :
* What the hell's that supposed to mean? (Broken Bow: In
response to T'Pol's statement that Archer orders to return were based upon the
knowledge Trip is stubborn)
* Ahlen: Your favorite food is...catfish.
Trip: How the hell did you know that?
(Unexpected)
* What the hell are you talking about? (Unexpected: to Phlox when Phlox told him the 'rash' was really a nipple and started
talking about the blastocyst)
* That's comforting, but how the hell did I get knocked up?
(Unexpected)
* Sounds to me like you already made up your mind. Why
the hell did you ask me here? (Breaking the Ice: asking T'Pol why she asked him his advice about getting married)
* What the hell's that supposed...? I'm getting reeeal sick
of being cut off. (Shadows of P'Jem)
* What the hell are you doin' here? (Shadows of P'Jem, to Shran)
* What the hell's going on over there? (Fortunate Son: when module
breaks away from Fortunate)
* What the hell's that supposed to mean? (Cold Front: in
response to T'Pol's statement about open minds versus believing something
because you want it to be true)
* I can sure as hell try. (Cold Front: in response to
Archer asking him to find Silik using Daniels' sensors)
* That's a hell of a dry spell (Fallen Hero: about Vulcan
mating rituals and the seven-year cycle)
* It's hotter than hell out there. 41 degrees! (Desert Crossing)
* With all due respect sir, this is a level of quantum
engineering beyond anything I ever learned. How the hell do you know
this? (Shockwave: to Archer)
* Trip: Then go ahead and shoot me! But you better hope we don't make it
because if we survive the first thing I'm going to do is bust your ass back to crewman second class for insubordination.
Malcolm: Be my guest! I could use a little less responsibility. Get down here!
Trip: Who the hell do you think you are? (Shuttlepod One)
* What the hell happened? (The Crossing)
* Well, if I can it should put on a hellofa show. (First Flight)
* Let's get the hell out of here. (Bounty)
* Who the hell was he? What species? (to Archer in The Expanse)
* Maybe you should pay more attention to upgrading your weapons so you can blow the hell out of these bastards when we find them. (to Malcolm in The Expanse)
* Looks a hell of a lot closer than that. (The Expanse)
Son of a bitch :
* Son of a bitch! (Broken Bow: upon hearing the mission will continue)
* They'll probably give the son of a bitch some gaudy medal
and then cart him off to wherever they send bitter old Vulcans to retire.
(Shockwave: to Phlox, referring to Ambassador Soval)
Ass :
* Trip: Then go ahead and shoot me! But you better hope we don't make it
because if we survive the first thing I'm going to do is bust your ass back to crewman second class for insubordination.
Malcolm: Be my guest! I could use a little less responsibility. Get down here!
Trip: Who the hell do you think you are? (Shuttlepod One)
SEASON TWO
Damn :
* Damn, Cap'n, she put one over on us. (Carbon Creek: referring to T'Pol's apparently untrue "storytelling")
* Trip: You all right? (smoke fills the pod)
Kaitaama: What is that?
Trip: Damned if I know! (PC: After a rough landing on the island)
* Unbelievable. I damn near burn up the warp reactor gettin' here and they make us wait! (Cease Fire - to Archer about Vulcan tardiness)
* Trip: Damn it!
Alien: Damn it!
Trip: Well, it looks like we've made headway in our first contact with humans and with...whatever you are. Unfortunately your first word is something you wouldn't want to use in polite company.
Alien speaks. ...damn it.
Trip: No, I'm Trip. Trip. (Dawn)
Hell :
* Yeah, they're reinforced with duratanium alloy, they can take a hell of a beating. What do you got in mind? (Minefield)
* What the hell happened down there, anyway? (A Night
in Sickbay: Trip to Archer)
* Hell of a way to travel, isn't it? (PC: to Hoshi about Kaitaama in stasis)
* What the hell did you do that for? (PC: when Kaitaama hits him with a metal bar)
* Now there's a story. I'm sure you have stories, too. That's why we chose this life, right? See things we've never seen before. Hell of a ride, though. Hell of a ride. (Dawn)
* I know. I once saw one of your commando units blast the hell out of a rebel compound during a "rescue" mission. (Cease Fire - to Vulcan subcommander)
Son of a bitch :
* Son of a bitch! He did it! (Shockwave 2: referring to Archer's escape from the Suliban)
* This is a bitch. (Stigma - to Feezal about the microscope)
* Son of a bitch stole my transceiver! (Dawn)
Ass:
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* He doesn't need to be thinkin', "Gee, I wish this chair wasn't such a pain in the ass!" (Singularity: referring to Archer and his feeling about the Captain's chair)
* Now get your ass out there. Don't come back without an armful of dry wood! (PC: to Kaitaama)
* If you don't start moving in the next five seconds, I'm going to take my phase pistol and shoot you in the ass. (to the Denobulan scientist in The Breach)
New one!
Bastard :
* Maybe you should pay more attention to upgrading your weapons so you can blow the hell out of these bastards when we find them. (to Malcolm in The Expanse)
It's worth noting the double "hell-ass" and "hell-bastard" examples. Once he gets started, it just flows.
He also swears enough that the alien ZhoKhaan in Dawn thought his *name* was " damn".
SEASON THREE
Which will he use first? The smart money's on "son of a bitch", although "hell" has sheer numerical advantage.
TRIP MAIL