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TABLOID TRIP Vol. 1 |
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NEWS IN BRIEFI WAS AN ALIEN'S TELEPATHIC PEBBLE BITCH*** I WAS A VULCAN'S ALIEN STUD PUPPY*** "I WAS A PERFECT GENTLEMAN!!"A Starfleet officer talks about space, discipline and temptation. In his own words.*** I SPIED ON THE VULCANS AND LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT!Officer's true account of shipboard intrigue |
STARFLEET'S FINEST IN FIVE-WAY BISEXUAL INTERSPECIES CARGO BAY ORGYMultiple witnesses confirm "they were inseparable! We had to force them apart! You couldn't tell where one left off and the other began!" One insider reveals how he was nearly sucked in to join the twisted mess! | |
FLAGSHIP FOULMOUTH! OFFICER'S OFF-COLOR LANGUAGE NOT FOR CHILDREN"H---", "D---", "Sonofoa#%$@*!" are among Commander Tucker's more frequent utterances. See our website for further proof! | HOW DRUGS ALMOST DROVE ME TO MURDER! CONFESSIONS OF A PLANT SNIFFER!The true life account of commune living on an alien planet by a man called "Trip". | |
STARFLEET'S FINEST DUMPS LONGTIME LOVER FOR VULCAN BOOB-PLUNGEExclusive photos! |
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THE SULTAN OF SWEAT: TUCKER'S TRIFECTA OF DESERT DOOMOcean-loving engineer recounts his harrowing experiences in sandy wastes across three planets! Dehydration, heat stroke, alien death rays, reduced to eating the local wildlife to fend off starvation! |
EAT ALL THE PIE YOU WANT AND STILL LOSE WEIGHT!!Starfleet Engineer shares his secrets to diet success. | |
| Reporting Staff: evay, pookha_hare, stubadingdong, myst123 & bandybones. Publisher: A4T || Read Overseas Edition and Volume 2 | ||
