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1. It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tripmas 2. Go Tell It On the Website 3. Here Comes Tucker-Claus 4. Water Po-! Water Po-! Po - lo! 5. Carol of Our Trip 6. O Tuckerite 7. Blue Tripmas 8. O Little Board of Tuckerites 9. Tucker, The Great Engineer 10. Have Yerself a Merry Little Tripmas 11. O Thudd All Ye Faithful 12. Up On the Hullplate Bonus Track: Un Poco Más Tripmás En Español13. ¡Felíz Tripidád!
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Tripmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Tripmas
Ev'rywhere you go;
Look in your TV Guide - Amen!, a Trip-centered ep again
With each new show he'll reach a new plateau.
It's beginning to look a lot like Tripmas,
Lots of him in store
And the handsomest sight to see is our engineer who'll be
Coming to the fore
A little spark with T'Pol or for Hoshi he'll fall
Is the wish of many women;
On Tripmas Eve, Archer's stress he'll relieve
Is the hope of several men;
And all of us can hardly wait for ENT to start again.
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Go Tell It On the Website
Go tell it on the website
Over the net and everywhere,
Go tell it on the website
That Our Man Tucker ROCKS!
Oh, when I was a Trekker,
I watched both night and day,
I asked for a good character
And ENT showed me the way.
Go tell it on the website
Over the net and everywhere,
Go tell it on the website
That Our Man Tucker ROCKS!
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Here Comes Tucker-Claus
Here comes Tucker-Claus, here comes Tucker-Claus,
Right down Tucker-Claus hall
Archer and Malcom left cookies for him
wide-eyed waits T'Pol
Phlox is springin', Hoshi's singin'
Travis is merry and bright
Hang your stockings and say your prayers
'Cause Tucker-Claus comes tonight!
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Water Po-! Water Po-! Po - lo!
Oh the ion storm is frightful
But your smile is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Water Po-! Water Po-! Po - lo!
It doesn't show signs of easing
And this file you brought is pleasing
The lights are turned way down low
Water Po-! Water Po-! Po - lo!
When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going back to the norm!
But if you really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm
T'Pol is surely spying
And dear Trip, we're still goodbye-ing
But as long as you love me so
Water Po-! Water Po-! Po - lo!
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Carol of Our Trip
Hark how our Trip
Sweet funny Trip
He seems to say
Throw cares away
Tripmas is here
Bringing good cheer
Thirty years old
He sure talks bold
Son of a b****
He is a stitch
His Southern twangs
Pull all our strangs
Look how he walks
My how he talks
We're on the brink
Don't click that link!
Stripped he'll appear
While bashers jeer
Tuckerites cheer
Tripmas is here
One seems to hear
Words of good cheer
From B & B
They like CT!
Merry, merry, merry, merry Tripmas
Merry, merry, merry, merry Tripmas
On, on he sends, on UPN
His joyful tone to every home
Damn! Damn!
Son - of - a - bitch!
Damn! DAMN!
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O Tuckerite
Oh Tuckerite!
Our star is brightly shining
It is the night of the Series Premiere!
Long lay TV in dullness and in whining
Till he appear'd and the fans saw his worth.
A character of depth
for slashers heaven sent
Oh how he acts
a new and glorious man!
Pop in the tape
And hear his subtle accent
Oh night divine
Oh night when Trip decon-ed
Oh night divine, Oh night
Oh night divine
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Blue Tripmas
I'll have a blue Tripmas without you
I'll be so blue just thinking about you
In your blue underwear
None in space can compare
Won't mean a thing if
You're not here to swear
I'll have a blue Tripmas, that's certain
And when my Southern comfort starts flirtin'
I'll be posting all night
At the House of Tucker site,
But I'll have a blue, blue Tripmas
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O Little Board of Tuckerites
O little board of Tuckerites,
How focused are thy minds!
In Tucker's deep and dreamless sleep
You put thoughts of all kinds.
And in thy wisdom praise you
The ever-smiling Trip;
Your Commander and he with whom
You hope to skinny dip.
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Tucker, The Great Engineer
You know Scotty, the first one,
Geordi, with that thing on,
O'Brien, on Deep Space, and
Torres half-Klingon
But do you recall
The most famed engineer of all?
Tucker, the great engineer
Had a very pleasing nose
And if you ever saw it
You would say he's Spongebob's bro
All of the other cadets
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Tucker
Join in engineering games
Then one foggy Tripmas Eve
Archer came to say
Tucker with that nose so fine
Help me sail my ship this time
When the Xyrillian loved him
said T'Pol quite jealously,
Tucker the great engineer
You'll go down in history.
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Have Yerself a Merry Little Tripmas
(from the film He Don't Say Ain't, Do He? )
Have yerself a merry little Tripmas,
Let your heart be light
From now on,
the bashers will be out of sight.
Have yerself a merry little Tripmas,
Make the Yuletide gay (!)
From now on,
no Con will be too far away.
Here we are as in olden days,
(February of '02).
Faithful friends gather near to us.
knowing well what we go through.
Through the years we all will be together
If the Suits allow
Watching Connor's star upon the highest bough.
So have yerself a merry little Tripmas now.
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O Thudd All Ye Faithful
O thudd all ye faithful
swooning yet still focused
O thudd O thudd ye
On the next link
O come let us adore him
O come let us adore him
O come let us adore him
Trip, the THUDD
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Up On the Hullplate
Up on the hullplate, shuttles pause
Out jumps good ol' Tucker-Claus
Down through the plasma vent with toys
All for the bridge staff, Tripmas joys
E-V-A! Who wouldn't play?
Ho, Ho, Ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up on the hullplate, grip his hip
Down through the vents with good Saint Trip!
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