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1. It Came Upon a Network Small 2. Tucker Baby 3. I'll Log On for Tripmas 4. The First Seasön 5. We Three Hunks 6. The Tripmas Song 7. Reed Rage 8. The Twelve Days of Tripmas 9. Good Captain Archer 10. Do You Hear That Engineer? 11. I'm Dreaming of a Warm Tripmas 12. I Saw Jonny Kissing Tucker-Claus Bonus Track: A Special All-Star Benefit Song
It Came Upon a Network Small
It came upon a network small, that glorious Trek prequel
From forces deep in Hollywood who thought it would be swell
Before Picard, and e'en Jim Kirk, from Earth's more human past
The greatest step they e'er took was when they Trinneer cast
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Tucker Baby
Boo doo bee doo...
Tucker baby, just slip a new ep under the tree, for me
Trip-centered would be nice
Tucker baby, please beam into my quarters tonight
Boo doo bee doo...
Tucker baby, another pair of underwear too, dark blue
I'll wear them for you dear
Tucker baby, so beam into my quarters tonight
Boo doo bee doo...
Think of all the fun you've missed
Think of all the fellas that you haven't kissed
Next year we could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Tripmas list
Boo doo bee doo...
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I'll Log On for Tripmas
I'll log on for Tripmas
You can count on me
Please have food, cyber or no
and spoilers for to see
Tripmas Eve will find me
Where the screen caps shine
I'll be home for Tripmas
If only just on line
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The First Seasön
The first Seasön, an angel so cool
said, "I bring all Ent fans a man worthy of drool!"
On couches as we at the first four eps looked
Our eyes got much wider and soon we were hooked
Broken Bow, Fight or Flight, Strange New World, Pregnant Trip
Born was the character for whom we'd flip
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We Three Hunks
We three hunks of Enterprise are
Baring chests we traverse afar
Showers, recon, undies, decon
Following yonder star
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The Tripmas Song
Eyebrows rising at the slightest thing
Profile shots of that great nose
Scenes with Jon, with that subtext-y zing
Emotions that he often shows
Everybody knows some pecan pie and rocky road
Help to make the season right
Tuckerites with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Tucker's on his way
He's got lots of scenes
And lines he has to say
And every Vulcan's child is gonna try
To find the willpower they need to defy
And so, we're sharing this life-changing craze
As fans of Connor's great breakthrough
Although it's been said
Many times, many ways
Merry Tripmas! Merry Tripmas!
Merry Tripmas to you!
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Reed Rage
Just hear those Reed-Alerts jangle-ing
Bang clang mangle-ing too
Come on, we'll put on leather
For a Reed Rage together with you
Posters' behavior's appalling
But it's not worth name-calling, Boo hoo
Con-Dom's a coalition
And it's mission is "pull for these two":
R: Hurry up Hurry up Hurry up You're slow!
T: Mal, ya gotta let go!
R: You were snogging that hot Precious Cargo
T: Shutyer-yap Shutyer-yap Shutyer-yap dear Reed,
It's you that I need
T/R: We're slashing along, Is it wrong?
Will our outerspace love succeed?
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The Twelve Days of Tripmas
On the fifth day of Tripmas, my true love sent to me
Five new warp speeds,
Four polo games,
Three catfish,
Two Pon Farr robes,
and A pair of blue underwear.
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Good Captain Archer
Good Captain Archer looked out
'Round the Captain's table.
His friend Trip sat on his left,
Handsome, young and able.
Blankly stared T'Pol that night,
Though her brows were rude,
When a crewman came in sight,
Bearing chef's new food.
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Do You Hear That Engineer
Said the Vulcan to Lieutenant Reed,
Do you see that hunk I see?
Up on the catwalk, Mister Reed,
Do you see that hunk I see?
A stud, a stud, flying Shuttle One
With a nose is like a ski run
With a nose that leaves me undone
Said Lieutenant Reed to the Ship's Helmsman,
Do you hear that engineer?
Squawking through the com, Mayweather,
Do you hear that engineer?
The twang the lilt, echoes 'cross the decks
With a voice that's rich and complex
With a voice that leave me a wreck
Said the Helmsman to Captain Archer
Do you know the Trip I know?
In your new chair tall, Capn Jon,
Do you know the Trip I know?
Our man, our man withers in the heat
Let us bring Him something to eat
Let us bring Him something to eat
Said the Captain to the crew everywhere,
Listen to what Trip says
Pray for peace, crewmen everywhere!
Listen to what Trip says
Our man, our man, cranky without sleep
He has shown us character that's deep
And at this rate he'll show us his bleep
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I'm Dreaming of a Warm Tripmas
I'm dreaming of a warm Tripmas
Just like the ones he used to know
Southern cypress listen
and moonbeams glisten
A Tucker Tripmas without snow...
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I Saw Jonny Kissing Tucker-Claus
Words & music by Tommy Connor (c) 1952 ! True Fact !
I saw Jonny kissing Tucker-Claus
Underneath the impulse manifolds.
He didn't see me creep
down the Jeffries tube to peep
He thought that I was tucked
up in my quarters fast asleep.
Then, I saw Jonny tickle Tucker-Claus
Underneath his suit so very tight;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Polly had only seen
Jonny kissing Tucker-Claus last night!
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